What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:36

You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What are some ballbusting stories?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.